the experiment

the question being asked:
if buttered toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, then if you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cats back and drop it, what would happen?

theory one:
the scientific laws here are obvious. and of cause we would be breaking all of them. so what happens when laws are broken? havoc! the toast would burn and the cat would go mad.

theory two:
yes, this is the utter disregard for all laws but what do laws have? thats right, loop holes! so in the case of this phenomenon, the SPCA would take the cat away and a homelesss guy would eat the toast.

now in order to perforrm my experiment i will need:
-a cat
-bread
-a toaster
-butter
-string