new plan

okay so nobody follows this anyway. which means i can say whatever i want and i would stand no chance of insulting a soul. good then. ive decided to be part of a group and then not part of a group and all this at the same time. i will be part of the things i like about the groups i am part of. then i will exclude myself from those aspects that annoy me. this new plan will greatly improve my current level of sanity. i hope.

get with the programme!!!

okay i know i only joined yesterday but really! am i that dull? do i really write crap? is there no one out there who will take the time to click a button and FOLLOW ME? if there is anyone out there who reads this, plesase, follow me! and get your friends to do the same, since mine obviously suck.

thanking you in advance
poffertjie

the neighbors

i love our neighbors. they have got to be the awsomest ever. when i say neighbors i refer to those of my pretoria home and not my joburg home. you see everytime i speak to the mother, she seems to have a new complaint about the affore mentioned neighbors.
"there where three parties in the complex today!"
"some guy was knocking at my door at 03:00am!"
and more such ramblings. but its the funniest thing ever. when im home for a visit, its so quiet you can hear the leaves rustle! ive never witnessed any of these atrocities!
so not only do i love my neighbors, but i know that deep down, they love me too.

the experiment

the question being asked:
if buttered toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, then if you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cats back and drop it, what would happen?

theory one:
the scientific laws here are obvious. and of cause we would be breaking all of them. so what happens when laws are broken? havoc! the toast would burn and the cat would go mad.

theory two:
yes, this is the utter disregard for all laws but what do laws have? thats right, loop holes! so in the case of this phenomenon, the SPCA would take the cat away and a homelesss guy would eat the toast.

now in order to perforrm my experiment i will need:
-a cat
-bread
-a toaster
-butter
-string

my conformist ways continue

yes, it continues. it started with an uncontrolable and excessive use of facebook. i couldnt stop! not that i found it in anyway interesting. not that the constant notifications didnt annoy me. i just couldnt stop myself. next was twitter. im new there but i cant stop checking to see who is following me. what is this obsession i have to share EVERYTHING with EVERYONE? i do not know and the thought of finding out, petrifies me. so i will never know the root of my conformist ways. i remain subjected to an outpour of personal details that i doubt many of you will find at all interesting. and i sit and wait for the odd comment here and there. yes that is a hint, yes that is...